Saturday, October 18, 2008

I'd like to take a short break from the politcal madness to pose this important question:

Is Madonna blind?

Guy = hotness

A-Rod = fugness

Oy. The guy looks like a hunk of brown wax that melted over a mannequin.

Also, she's calling Guy (and supposedly Englishmen in general) "emotionally retarded"? As if American men are known for their boundless warmth and sensitivity. Tell me another one, Madge.

At least maybe now she'll give up the nauseating faux-British accent.

PS--Guy Ritchie? Call me.

Wednesday, October 08, 2008

I have a question. It's about Sarah Palin's hair: Is it fiberglass, or steel?

On a lighter note, I will award one million points to whomever catches that fairly obscure movie reference.